Meanwhile, the common “air” of the proletariat remains unfreshed.

This post was brought to you by a gnawing hatred of superfluous E’s.
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Meanwhile, the common “air” of the proletariat remains unfreshed.

This post was brought to you by a gnawing hatred of superfluous E’s.
In a meeting today, in the middle of a indecipherable rant from Our Frenchy Face, I looked down at the napkin in front of her and noticed that she had skillfully (compulsively?) transformed a simple piece of Halloween Candy into a compelling piece of somewhat unsettling art. Three pieces of evidence below, including pointy-eared profile. Coin included for scale.
Hey, baby… It’s been a hard day, huh? Man, you sure do look stressed! Let me pour you a drink. Maybe rub those tense shoulders. Wait, what’s that? You just looked around your teeny, cluttered apartment, and it’s just you, that giant misshapen pile of unattended mail, and a sad smattering of stained and unwashed wine glasses on your coffee table? Well why don’t you just click on over and meet your new virtual paramour?
Hey there. Do you love my sparse, Pottery Barn decorating style?

(Please, do click on “Your Ultimate Jazz Moment,” and then choose the host that best suits your man/woman deprivation hole.)
I’m here for you and your needs. Well, that and because it was someone’s job to create a website for a lightly distributed diet soda. With an internet wooer. And a snazzy smooth soundtrack.
Sit back, relax, and be sad. So very, very sad.
Make an “unusually animated” showing last night, and not sure how to follow up? Insult someone and looking for a modern mea culpa? Feel like that that zinger or come-hither would be better delivered by a illustrated e-card?
Here you go, kid. Knock yourself out:
(p.s. Welcome to the categories, Resources.)
Snapped!
Susan S. and her main life partner Tim Robbins enjoying the rock and roll on Randalls Island.
Please to note:
1) her tremendous rack
2) his stickin-out Buddha belly, and
(you can’t see this here but trust me on this one)
3) the concealed flask they were both sippin’ on throughout the show.
(Que rock y roll, non?)
Have you sat, alone and confused, wishing that someone would finally use the medium of oil ‘n’ canvas to bring together your love of butterflies and emus?

You over that now?
Brightening mornings with his heroic fiscal solvency.
