Category Archives: ACAGOK

At the risk of saying this, I’m saying this

Listen. I’ve heard these songs at more gay bars than you will ever shake a very-gay stick at. I’ve rolled my eyes at Splash!… at Barracuda!!… at Gym Bar!!! I fucking challenge you to be more rolly-eyed. But then something happened and I know exactly when it was: I saw the video for Lady Gaga’s […]

pirates. drugs. gay marriage.

This has a tinge of cheesy-ness to it but I feel like I would be remiss not to point it out. Please stay tuned until the middle part for the Katie Couric part. Um…. sha day! And if you want to follow the thread, which I recommend (but you have to wait until the end […]

Unsolicited Rant: The Black Eyed Peas

Is it just me or is everything about The Black Eyed Peas annoying? Each and every one of those peas makes me mad in a way that is not commensurate with their impact on my life history. I mean: I don’t know or listen to their music. I don’t have a specific complaint about what […]

I’m really NOT trying to turn this thing into a Subway Outsider Art Blog. Swears.

… but this EDIT! Just one more example of what can happen when a community comes together to get things right. Oh, and p.s. Geoff liked this one better, despite the moustache/chin:

I think I love you, Subway-Poster Alteration Artist. I really do.

From down there in the subway–a piece by an artist with a vision (and presumably an exacto-knife of  some flavor.)

Quacker Factory manufactures smiles, puffy headbands?

Apparently the Quacker Factory is a (q)wacky, one-lady operation that sells duck related pajamas to other older ladies and gay men on QVC… not sure though. Then they all take a cruise together.

Shirt This: We’re So OK, We’re Geniuses
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ACAGOK, The Beginnings

It’s not every day that the Universe opens up it’s e-purse and delivers a box of unsolicited evidence from the Bygone Days. Here, recently-discovered photodocumentation of one of Our Finest Hours–the fabled “Let’s Get Laid Off” party, thrown in the summer of 2002. The basics: Casey got laid off; Casey and Geoff got drunk and dreamstormed a […]

Shirt this: Shirting is For Jerks Who Don’t Know How To Sash

Behold, the most terrific birthday present of all time–for real–which arrived in my actual mailbox today. Note that it came with a companion sash that reads, simply, “Asshole”– for use in times of shame and/or lesser optimism. Instructions for appropriate wear-ability were also included. Well done, Austin bureau. And thousand thanks.

Is Casey’s Bossman OK?

This one’s a little hard to explain, but bare with me. I checked my work junkmail for the first time in months today, and found this mysterious piece of frustration art sitting in there with the simple subject line, “My boredom.” At first inspection, it was apparent only that it came from a camera phone, was sent sometime in […]

You Got CustomerServePigged.

A recent work from my Very Important Conference in TX.