Category Archives: Modern Lifestyle Journal

Science from Science…

Science presents… “Conversational Porn Tourrette’s Theater: A Dialog Gleaned from Moderated SPAM Comments.” {Wordpress SPAMmers enter room, take seats around a large conference table. A soft light encircles the table.} George:  Nice site! A shining beacon of how to be human beings ass What a strange place here. gay, God Bless. Catherine:  Hi all!!! Having […]

Finally? A unique AND convenient way to consume peanut butter.

In these tough economic times it’s reassuring that there is still money left for peanut butter R&D… am I right? LOL!

Um… how can I put this?

Make an “unusually animated” showing last night, and not sure how to follow up? Insult someone and looking for a modern mea culpa? Feel like that that zinger or come-hither would be better delivered by a illustrated e-card? Here you go, kid. Knock yourself out: (p.s. Welcome to the categories, Resources.)

Revenge: A dish best served by an Art and Craft?

(note: the following exchange is [multi] posted with the enthusiastic permission of the protagonist/practitioner) The short story: It’s 2003. Our (now happily-married) heroine goes on a few dates with a diminutive, wishy-washy stand-up comic with commitment issues.  Things seem to be going well, and then, without warning, she is artlessly and unceremoniusly ditched by the fumbly microcomedian. And […]