Category Archives: Community Outreach

Police: Karaoke singer attacked over performance

STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) — Police say a woman singing karaoke in a Connecticut sports bar was attacked by six other women who didn’t like her performance. The attack on the 25-year-old woman from Port Chester, N.Y., happened during karaoke night at Bobby Valentine’s Sports Gallery Cafe in Stamford. Authorities say the six women, all under […]

Caveat: Maybe I don’t know enough about my options for hemorrhoid treatment

This has been bothering me for awhile and I know: hemorrhroids, yuck. But I feel like the tone of this ad presupposes a knowledge of the problem that I don’t have. Like: “obviously you say no to the surgery you jerk!”. But also, what are the options? Stop yelling. Why, billboard, are you treating me […]

Note to self: Ask doctor re: Inadequate Lashes

I’m fascinated that the threshold for this diagnosis is “having inadequate or not enough lashes”. I can already hear you saying: “Yes, Geoff. Your lashes are adequate. They’re enough”. But you and I aren’t doctors. I mean who wouldn’t put up with a possibly reversible darkening of the eyelids and a possibly not reversible browning […]

The things I’ve been thinking about

As seen in Union Square: this lady set up a pay-what-you-can booth to sort through the (I’m assuming) ideas, fears, small business possibilities you’ve been considering, harboring, dreamstorming. The sign says it all but I’m really wondering what ideas and issues I would take to this seat. Incidentally, the man in the photo getting advice […]

Ride on Q train “super-sized” with $2 photo op

This past Saturday coming back on the subway from Brighton Beach, I had the good fortune of bumping into one of our city’s character actors. My gumption fortified by a day of beer drinking in the sun, I couldn’t resist. He was (advisably) a little slow to warm up to me–I don’t know if it […]

Science from Science…

Science presents… “Conversational Porn Tourrette’s Theater: A Dialog Gleaned from Moderated SPAM Comments.” {Wordpress SPAMmers enter room, take seats around a large conference table. A soft light encircles the table.} George:  Nice site! A shining beacon of how to be human beings ass What a strange place here. gay, God Bless. Catherine:  Hi all!!! Having […]

A for effort, white-out artist!

Yaaaaay! Fatality!

Okay, local news anchors of the world… let’s do a little exercise in putting on Serious Reporter Face. Ready? “Ten-car accident on major highway”… frown. “Adopt this puppy!”… smile! “Building collapse”… frown. “Impromptu rooftop concert!”… smile! “Tragic maple syrup spill destroys neighborhood”… frown. “Free maple syrup!”… smile! … Um, Austin market? All right, let’s go […]

Thanks for the suggestion, Seattle!

I’m really NOT trying to turn this thing into a Subway Outsider Art Blog. Swears.

… but this EDIT! Just one more example of what can happen when a community comes together to get things right. Oh, and p.s. Geoff liked this one better, despite the moustache/chin: