Hey, baby… It’s been a hard day, huh? Man, you sure do look stressed! Let me pour you a drink. Maybe rub those tense shoulders. Wait, what’s that? You just looked around your teeny, cluttered apartment, and it’s just you, that giant misshapen pile of unattended mail, and a sad smattering of stained and unwashed wine glasses on your coffee table? Well why don’t you just click on over and meet your new virtual paramour?
Hey there. Do you love my sparse, Pottery Barn decorating style?
(Please, do click on “Your Ultimate Jazz Moment,” and then choose the host that best suits your man/woman deprivation hole.)
I’m here for you and your needs. Well, that and because it was someone’s job to create a website for a lightly distributed diet soda. With an internet wooer. And a snazzy smooth soundtrack.
Sit back, relax, and be sad. So very, very sad.
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Also of note, in my research of this Resource, I came to the knowledge that there exists http://www.bevnet.com/. That’s right, a website for beverage news and reviews. When you’re just not willing to throw down $1.20 on some new-fangled sodey without first doing a little research. Ladies and gentlemen, this is our Modern Lifestyle.
Posted 11 Oct 2007 at 7:14 pm ¶Is there anything sexier than a lightly-distributed diet soda served in a motherfucking CHAMPAGNE FLUTE?
This guy’s got my number. That’s all I know.
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