Websters defines “essential” as… ?

Honestly, I hadn’t considered any of his songs essential.  Had not thought in terms of the essentiality of his work.  Now I’m reconsidering just based on that gorgeous mane alone.

Kenny Loggins

From “This Is It” to “House At Pooh Corner” it’s all here. Take a trip back to the “Danger Zone” or remember how you know “What A Fool Believes” (Album Version). Apparently this stuff is 2-discs essential.

But let’s dig deeper… proclaiming (on Amazon.com) this the best Kenny Loggins collection, Guillermoj of Washington DC offers some insight into the curatorial challenges with this type of shit:

I don’t give this release a full 5 stars (“only” 4+) because it omitted “Love Will Flow”, which is an essential song, and the 2nd CD could have used some finetuning as some of his recent songs are not as strong as other material. My suggestion is to buy this great collection and make your own private 1 CD copy as I did. It was hard to try fit all MY essentials in only one CD, but I reluctantly left out “Danger Zone” to make my songs fit.

Respect.

But the news isn’t all good. Hudson G. Tannis, aka “DR.GROOVE” of Laurelton, NY says what we’re all thinking:

To leave out one of Kenny Loggins best Hits is an insult to me…. well guess what it was plain stupid… no one will tolerate this type of omission… guess i will keep looking.

As I don’t care very much, and he doesn’t mention the missing hit, I can only suggest he also compile his own priviate KL hits CD. As for the rest of us, perhaps we don’t have to keep looking at all, and the essentialist Kenny Loggins will simply find its way to our iPods after getting drunk at a party and spending $.99 on “Footloose”, or maybe “Your Mamma Don’t Dance”.

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Congrats, ladies! 2009 is for US!

Or… it’s the year for picnics. Or we’re going to be made into a picnic. I’m terribly confused, which means it must still be 2008.

Thanks, Korea.

Wait, what’s that say? Let’s look closer, shall we?

I like my ladies with bleu cheese potato salad!

Thanks, Korea. Also, Happy New Year, science-ologists!

She’s built.

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My, that’s a lot of pork rinds.

Photo snapped at San Francisco Airport in the “travelers lounge.”When this guy travels, he travels preparedmime-attachment1.jpeg

A for effort, white-out artist!

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Yaaaaay! Fatality!

Okay, local news anchors of the world… let’s do a little exercise in putting on Serious Reporter Face. Ready?

“Ten-car accident on major highway”… frown.

“Adopt this puppy!”… smile!

“Building collapse”… frown.

“Impromptu rooftop concert!”… smile!

“Tragic maple syrup spill destroys neighborhood”… frown.

“Free maple syrup!”… smile!

Um, Austin market? All right, let’s go over this one more time…

I'm just so... happy!

Thanks for the suggestion, Seattle!

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I’m really NOT trying to turn this thing into a Subway Outsider Art Blog. Swears.

… but this EDIT!


Just one more example of what can happen when a community comes together to get things right.

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Oh, and p.s. Geoff liked this one better, despite the moustache/chin:


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Somebody’s got my number!

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