Yaaaaay! Fatality!

Okay, local news anchors of the world… let’s do a little exercise in putting on Serious Reporter Face. Ready?

“Ten-car accident on major highway”… frown.

“Adopt this puppy!”… smile!

“Building collapse”… frown.

“Impromptu rooftop concert!”… smile!

“Tragic maple syrup spill destroys neighborhood”… frown.

“Free maple syrup!”… smile!

Um, Austin market? All right, let’s go over this one more time…

I'm just so... happy!

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