Yaaaaay! Fatality!

Okay, local news anchors of the world… let’s do a little exercise in putting on Serious Reporter Face. Ready?

“Ten-car accident on major highway”… frown.

“Adopt this puppy!”… smile!

“Building collapse”… frown.

“Impromptu rooftop concert!”… smile!

“Tragic maple syrup spill destroys neighborhood”… frown.

“Free maple syrup!”… smile!

…

Um, Austin market? All right, let’s go over this one more time…

I'm just so... happy!

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