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A Day In The Life: Left-Coast Scientist Gets Real With Protractors, Testicles

As denizens of this Bloghosphere, we all understand what it’s like to be Amazine Scientists– We know well the importance of exacting execution of theme parties, for example. We’re clear on our mission to inform, and the essential roles of cameraphones and snappy comebacks to our craft. But as part of our new Visiting Scientist […]

Dude, that pervy sidewalk’s TOTALLY lookin’ up your skirt.

Snapped by Geoff, who’s never too busy for Science. (Just sometimes too busy to share it with the broader audience.)

Either way, they’ll let you know.

Yes!

Spotted this morning on 5th Avenue.

And the winners are: Us! (Sorry, everybody.)

This year’s Oscar party was as exactly as terrific as ever, but it was also: 1) bigger (welcome new participants Team Jameson) 2) formaler (see Dapper Dwighty above) 3) moderner (due to illness, the Alexanders were live blogging/simulcasting from the Upper East Side) 4) 50% babier (baby #1 was actually there placin’ bets, while #2 […]

Casey and Geoff Salute the 90s! And our 4th year in Color!

Wouldn’t ya know it, Geoff’s printer up and broke on the actual day of the Oscar party. So in a move fueled by a zeal for color-ballotry and a dogged commitment to tradition, Geoff and Casey boarded the nostalgia bus to the late 20th Century (the B38, actually), and make the brave journey to the […]

Wow.

Yep, they totally wear glasses down there.

This just in from Buenos Aires: They do almost everything better there, including health-focused pet-accessorization. We also saw a rottweiler wearing sunglasses. Believe it.

Allman, Fancy Designer, Declares Piece “A Bold Example of Outsider Photoshopping.”

For a long time–too long, really–I had to rely on others for my photoshop needs: basic cheek-slimming, photocardmaking, prankyanking, etc. It wasn’t like I didn’t WANT to be able to be a grade-A print comedienne/deft re-writer of photohistory. It was, frankly, a classic issue of access and exposure. Cut to new job, fully of fancy […]

And we come full circle.

Let’s call this the “We’ll really miss seeing you around the office” cake, part deux. They’d only have done this better if it came with a companion shirt.