Science…

This year’s Oscar party was as exactly as terrific as ever, but it was also:
1) bigger (welcome new participants Team Jameson)
2) formaler (see Dapper Dwighty above)
3) moderner (due to illness, the Alexanders were live blogging/simulcasting from the Upper East Side)
4) 50% babier (baby #1 was actually there placin’ bets, while #2 was LITERALLY hours from making his World Premier–way get hang in there, baby Leon!)

As mentioned below, Rony won for the 3rd year in a row, then quickly popped off to the hospital to have a baby. We hope that the $65 cash prize buys baby a totally awesome new pair of shoes.

And anyway. Here’s what we had for dinner:

No Country Gravy for Old Hen
3:10 To Yuca
There Will Be Blood Orange Margaritas
Transfurters*
Veggo Mortenson
Ruby Beets in American Salad
There Will Be Bread with Javier Boursin
The Bourne UlTomate-m
The Assasination of Jesse Jameson by the Cowards At This Party**
Atone-mint Brownies
Sweenie Bread, The Demon Baker of Smith Street
I’m Not Pear (Lemon Tart)

*this year’s Don Cheeto
** totally assasinated by Team Jameson