Hey, world: do we really need to make cheesecake more convenient? I’m just sayin’. Also, a TUB of convenient cheesecake?
Science…
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Revenge: A dish best served by an Art and Craft?
(note: the following exchange is [multi] posted with the enthusiastic permission of the protagonist/practitioner) The short story: It’s 2003. Our (now happily-married) heroine goes on a few dates with a diminutive, wishy-washy stand-up comic with commitment issues. Things seem to be going well, and then, without warning, she is artlessly and unceremoniusly ditched by the fumbly microcomedian. And […]
I like his filthy legs the best.
Also: Is that a severed child’s leg under that table? With a little red sneaker?
JT and his friends are total keytards
I wouldn’t have believed it ‘less I’d seen it with my own two eyes.
The monkey was said to have been well-behaved on the flight.
“When passengers noticed the fist-sized primate on the flight, they asked the man ‘if he knew he had a monkey on him’, Ms Russell said.” http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6936533.stm
I am a famous painter.
Sometimes you go to a party full of semi-nude 24 year olds, and you go to document things, and suddenly and accidentally you make a totally breathtaking piece of Renaissance art. Suck it, Caravaggio.
Wassup, grade 3?
The original inspirado for “my diary.” So that we never forget.